Quotes by Keillor, Garrison

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunder >>

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look >>

Selective ignorance, a cornerstone of child rearing. You don't put kid >>

Quotations about Jokes and Jokers

Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners. >>

I gleaned jests at home from obsolete farces. >>

All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes; the difficul >>

The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone chortles.

Keillor, Garrison