Quotes by Allen, Woody

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. >>

A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her >>

The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get m >>

Quotations about Intelligence and Intellectuals

The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible m >>

It is little that one gains by cleverness. >>

We need only travel enough to give our intellects an airing. >>

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

Allen, Woody