Quotes by Twain, Mark

There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in con >>

A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which g >>

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down i >>

Quotations about Alcohol and Alcoholism

Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you m >>

A sudden violent jolt of it has been known to stop the victim's watch, >>

O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, >>

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough.

Twain, Mark