If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would >>
You cannot be a hero without being a coward. >>
The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to >>
Somebody left the cork out of my lunch. >>
I drink to make other people interesting. >>
You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline -- i >>
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler.