Quotes by Twain, Mark

The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, buil >>

It is a good and gentle religion, but inconvenient. >>

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that >>

Quotations about Humor

By blood a king, in heart a clown. >>

Even the gods love jokes. >>

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. >>

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

Twain, Mark