Quotes by Twain, Mark

Public opinion is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think >>

When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend. >>

It is a good and gentle religion, but inconvenient. >>

Quotations about Humor

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. >>

One should never risk a joke, even of the mildest and most unexception >>

As a person is so must you humor them. >>

The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

Twain, Mark