Quotes by Martin, Dean

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. >>

When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybo >>

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and kno >>

Quotations about Alcohol and Alcoholism

Somebody left the cork out of my lunch. >>

It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinki >>

Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy. >>

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

Martin, Dean