Quotes by Lewis, Joe E.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough. >>

It pays to get drunk with the best people. >>

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty. >>

Quotations about Alcohol and Alcoholism

I'm tied of hearing about temperance instead of abstinence, in order t >>

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. >>

Wine hath drowned more men than the sea. >>

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

Lewis, Joe E.