Quotes by Lewis, Joe E.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. >>

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me p >>

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough. >>

Quotations about Alcohol and Alcoholism

For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity or perception to >>

Wine is bottled poetry. >>

The piano has been drinking, not me. >>

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

Lewis, Joe E.