Quotes by Fields, W. C.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming. >>

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. >>

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. >>

Quotations about Alcohol and Alcoholism

It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinki >>

Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy. >>

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. >>

Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.

Fields, W. C.