Quotes by Marx, Groucho

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow >>

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. >>

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can >>

Quotations about Honesty

Be true to your own act and congratulate yourself if you have done som >>

A thread will tie an honest man better than a chain a rogue. >>

An honest man is the best thing on the sod; but a mother and her babe >>

There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.

Marx, Groucho