Quotes by Fields, W. C.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against. >>

Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with. >>

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a gre >>

Quotations about Alcohol and Alcoholism

I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and t >>

I'm tied of hearing about temperance instead of abstinence, in order t >>

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and kno >>

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

Fields, W. C.