Quotes by Fields, W. C.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against. >>

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? >>

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. >>

Quotations about Alcohol and Alcoholism

The piano has been drinking, not me. >>

I can't say whether we had more wit among us now than usual, but I am >>

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. >>

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

Fields, W. C.