Quotes by Fields, W. C.

Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with. >>

Somebody left the cork out of my lunch. >>

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a gre >>

Quotations about Alcohol and Alcoholism

Alcohol is barren. The words a man speaks in the night of drunkenness >>

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost. >>

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and kno >>

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

Fields, W. C.