Quotes by Fields, W. C.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. >>

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. >>

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. >>

Quotations about Alcohol and Alcoholism

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have >>

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a lit >>

When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink. >>

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

Fields, W. C.