Quotes by Fields, W. C.

Somebody left the cork out of my lunch. >>

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to g >>

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to >>

Quotations about Alcohol and Alcoholism

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise. >>

Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker. >>

No power on earth or above the bottomless pit has such influence to te >>

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

Fields, W. C.