I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true. >>
He [Robert Benchley] and I had an office so tiny that an inch >>
There's a helluva distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth >>
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate >>
If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Holl >>
If New York is the Big Apple, tonight Hollywood is the Big Nipple. >>
I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back on. I can't imagine how I did it. When I got away from it I couldn't even refer to the place by name. Out there, I called it.