Quotes by Bombeck, Erma

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. >>

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary >>

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Famili >>

Quotations about Alcohol and Alcoholism

Wine is bottled poetry. >>

My experience through life has convinced me that, while moderation and >>

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. >>

Never accept a drink from a Urologist.

Bombeck, Erma