All publicity is good, except an obituary notice. >>
There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary. >>
One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough. >>
A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into. >>
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. >>
I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for peo >>
One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.