Quotes by Twain, Mark

A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or qui >>

Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a >>

Why is it that we rejoice at birth and grieve at a funeral? It is beca >>

Quotations about Age and Aging

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese >>

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value ever >>

Every man over forty is a scoundrel. >>

Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime.

Twain, Mark