Quotes by Unknown, Source

His was a great sin who first invented consciousness. Let us lose it f >>

Learning is finding out what you already know. Doing is demonstrating >>

The better I know men the more I admire dogs. >>

Quotations about Funerals

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. >>

A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the >>

Some people never head a procession until they're dead. >>

The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that he's dead.

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