Quotes by Twain, Mark

That's what an army is -- a mob; they don't fight with courage that's >>

He does not care for flowers. Calls them rubbish, and cannot tell one >>

There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is provid >>

Quotations about Funerals

Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a dis >>

A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the >>

A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by e >>

I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. [About a politician who had recently died]

Twain, Mark