Quotes by Marx, Groucho

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and >>

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. >>

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. >>

Quotations about Age and Aging

I married an archaeologist because the older I grow, the more he appre >>

I have lived long enough. My way of life is to fall into the sere, the >>

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that >>

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Marx, Groucho