Quotes by Lehrer, Tom

I wish people that have trouble communicating would just shut up! >>

It is a sobering thought, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead >>

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he c >>

Quotations about Age and Aging

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. >>

I married an archaeologist because the older I grow, the more he appre >>

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art. >>

It is a sobering thought, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.

Lehrer, Tom