Quotes by Twain, Mark

I do not like work even when someone else does it. >>

A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining an >>

Education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. >>

Quotations about Fools and Foolishness

A fool and his money are soon parted. >>

It seems to never occur to fools that merit and good fortune are close >>

He who knows he who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, is a f >>

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Twain, Mark