Quotes by Lewis, Joe E.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves. >>

I always wake up at the crack of ice. >>

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty. >>

Quotations about Food and Eating

He who eats alone chokes alone. >>

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, >>

Edible. Good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a to >>

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

Lewis, Joe E.