Quotes by Barrymore, John

You never realize how short a month is until you have to pay alimony. >>

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? >>

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attac >>

Quotations about Food and Eating

We seldom report of having eaten too little. >>

Lunch is for wimps. >>

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention >>

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

Barrymore, John