Quotes by Allen, Woody

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve >>

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. >>

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. >>

Quotations about Food and Eating

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. >>

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded - >>

He who does not mind his belly, will hardly mind anything else. >>

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead.

Allen, Woody