Quotes by O'Rourke, P. J.

Newsmen believe that news is a tacitly acknowledged fourth branch of t >>

Farm policy, although it's complex, can be explained. What it can't be >>

One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual >>

Quotations about Farming and Farmers

The farmer works the soil. The agriculturalist works the farmer. >>

Give fools their gold, and knaves their power; let fortune's bubbles r >>

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling >>

Farm policy, although it's complex, can be explained. What it can't be is believed. No cheating spouse, no teen with a wrecked family car, no mayor of Washington, D.C., videotaped in flagrant has ever come up with anything as farfetched as U.S. farm policy.

O'Rourke, P. J.