Quotes by Cobb, Irvin S.

A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the >>

A sudden violent jolt of it has been known to stop the victim's watch, >>

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation. >>

Quotations about Epitaphs

Don't pity me now, don't pity me never; I'm going to do nothing for ev >>

Green leaves on a dead tree is our epitaph -- green leaves, dear reade >>

At last God caught his eye. >>

An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued.

Cobb, Irvin S.