Don't pity me now, don't pity me never; I'm going to do nothing for ev >>
Intelligence: I was asked tonight why I refuse to have truck with inte >>
The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent, and is mod >>
And were an epitaph to be my story I'd have a short one ready for my o >>
The epitaphs on tombstones of a great many people should read: Died at >>
When I die, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. That's the sto >>
Don't pity me now, don't pity me never; I'm going to do nothing for ever and ever.