Quotes by O'Rourke, P. J.

Automobiles are free of egotism, passion, prejudice and stupid ideas a >>

I am a journalist and, under the modern journalist's code of Olympian >>

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first thing >>

Quotations about Elections

Everyone was tired with the old style politicians and their flowery rh >>

Indeed, you won the elections, but I won the count. >>

Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. >>

Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics should pipe down about character issues. Either that or just go ahead and determine the presidency with three-legged races and pie-eating contests. It would make better TV.

O'Rourke, P. J.