Quotes by Fields, W. C.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. >>

Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with. >>

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. >>

Quotations about Elections

In every election in American history both parties have their clichés >>

You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose. >>

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. >>

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

Fields, W. C.