Quotes by Lebowitz, Fran

Humility is no substitute for a good personality. >>

Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, how >>

The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that >>

Quotations about Dogs

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. >>

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater sugge >>

Extraordinary creature! So close a friend, and yet so remote. >>

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Lebowitz, Fran