Quotes by Twain, Mark

Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecut >>

There are German songs which can make a stranger to the language cry. >>

The master minds of all nations, in all ages, have sprung in affluent >>

Quotations about Doctors

I asked [my doctors] if I'd be able to play singles tennis and >>

The doctor knows what his trained eyes see -- and he says it's the las >>

I wasn't driven into medicine by a social conscience but by rampant cu >>

He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think -- yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.

Twain, Mark