Quotes by Matthau, Walter

My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, >>

I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie. >>

Quotations about Doctors

The more ignorant, reckless and thoughtless a doctor is, the higher hi >>

Life is short, the art long, opportunity fleeting, experiment treacher >>

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm. >>

My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more.

Matthau, Walter