Quotes by Bombeck, Erma

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I wou >>

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. >>

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the o >>

Quotations about Doctors

For each illness that doctors cure with medicine, they provoke ten in >>

A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, And whom di >>

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. >>

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Bombeck, Erma