The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavin >>
Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary >>
Never accept a drink from a Urologist. >>
The practice of medicine is a thinker's art, the practice of surgery a >>
Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm. >>
Cured yesterday of my disease, I died last night of my physician. >>
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.