Quotes by Twain, Mark

Damn the subjunctive. It brings all our writers to shame. >>

There is no such thing as the Queen's English. The property has gone i >>

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you >>

Quotations about Deception

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist >>

Whenever, therefore, people are deceived and form opinions wide of the >>

It is twice the pleasure to deceive the deceiver. >>

When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.

Twain, Mark