Quotes by Keillor, Garrison

Selective ignorance, a cornerstone of child rearing. You don't put kid >>

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look >>

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us >>

Quotations about Debt

Birds have bills too, and they keep on singing >>

Small debts are like small gun shot; they are rattling around us on al >>

There are but two ways of paying debt: Increase of industry in raising >>

One day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned by Lutheran Brotherhood and must re negotiate his debt load with a committee of silent Norwegians who don't understand why anyone would pay more than $120.00 for a suit.

Keillor, Garrison