Quotes by Twain, Mark

When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to >>

Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors. >>

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. >>

Quotations about Death and Dying

Personally I have no bone to pick with graveyards, I take the air ther >>

If even dying is to be made a social function, then, grant me the favo >>

An evil life is a kind of death. >>

We owe a deep debt of gratitude to Adam, the first great benefactor of the human race: he brought death into the world.

Twain, Mark