If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice. If he leaves it empty, he gets actors.
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A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
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When the insects take over the world we hope they will remember, with gratitude, how we took them along on all our picnics.
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Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a huge research staff to study the problem.
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Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.
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The tax collector must love poor people. He is creating so many of them.
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