Baloney is flattery laid on so thick it cannot be true, and blarney is flattery so thin we love it.
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The big print giveth, and the fine print taketh away.
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The proud man counts his newspaper clippings, the humble man his blessings.
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Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed, like every sale, is registered and recorded.
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Pride is an admission of weakness; it secretly fears all competition and dreads all rivals.
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