Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
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Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
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Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
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Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
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I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
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I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right.
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The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.
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It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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