I was court-martial in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.
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I am a daylight atheist.
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There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
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All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
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Behan, Brendan F.

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