Well, excuuuuuse me!!!!
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I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
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I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
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