It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Ability

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Agreement

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Appearance

Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Bargains

Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Beauty

Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Behavior

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Busyness

A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Busyness

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Conservatives

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Death and Dying

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Destiny

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Dishonesty

It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Drivers and Driving

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Elections

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Entertainment

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Food and Eating

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Forgiveness

After a fellow gets famous it does not take long for someone to bob up that used to sit next to him in school.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Greatness

Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Guests

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Guests

Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Habit

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Happiness

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Home

You won't skid if you stay in a rut.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Inaction

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Inheritance

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Kindness

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Laziness

A loafer always has the correct time.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Laziness

All the world loves a good loser.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Losers and Losing

It's the good loser who finally loses out.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Losers and Losing

The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Money

Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Peace

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Peace

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Politicians and Politics

Politics makes strange postmasters.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Politicians and Politics

I do not look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Politicians and Politics

If there is anything a public servant hates to do it is something for the public.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Politicians and Politics

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Poverty and The Poor

I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Prosperity

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Retirement

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Silence

Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Sin

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Smile

Why doesn't the fellow who says, I'm no speechmaker let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration?
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Speech

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Success

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Trials

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Vacation

We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Voting

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Weather

The world gels better every day -- then worse again in the evening.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about World

One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
Send to friend | View quote | Quotes about Worry