There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
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There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
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A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
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There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
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It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
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Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
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Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
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Why resist temptation? There will always be more.
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Unhappiness is not knowing what we want, and killing ourselves to get it.
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Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
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