I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.
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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
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In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.
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The penalty for success is to be bored by people who used to snub you.
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The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything or nothing.
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I married beneath me. All women do.
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Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.
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The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
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