The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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A word to the wise isn't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
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Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
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If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
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That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Parents are not quite interested injustice, they are interested in quiet.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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I wasn't always black... There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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